Ripped Pants (song)

When I ripped (tear) my pants...

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it, all sky high.

And now she won't even spare a passing glance,

All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown.

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the sun, or sand in 'your buns!

(shakes)

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, (soon forget)

So listen and you won't regret. (Ohh!)

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance (miss your chance)

And you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped his pants!