The F.U.N. Song

SpongeBob:

What is fun? Lemme spell it for ya.

F is for "friends" who do stuff together

U is for "you" and me,

N is for "any"where and "any"time at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton:

F is for "fire," that burns down the whole town,

U is for "uranium", bombs!

N is for no survivors,

When you—!!

SpongeBob:

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!

F is for "friends" who do stuff to--

Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

SpongeBob:

Here, let me help you!

F is for "friends" who do stuff together

U is for "you" and me, Try it!

Plankton:

N is for "any"where and "any"time at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton: Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all tingly inside...should we stop?

SpongeBob: NO! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well, I like it! LET"S DO IT AGAIN!

SpongeBob: OKAY!!

Both:

F is for "frolic" through all the "flowers"

U is for "ukulele",

N is for "nosepicking", sharing gum, and sand-licking

Here with my best buddy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

Krabs: Arrgh! Mutiny.