Sweet Victory

The winner takes all

It's the thrill of one more kill

The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will

Don't ever look back on the world closing in

Be on the attack with your wings on the wind

The games will begin

And it's sweet victory

It's ours for the taking, it’s ours for the fight

And it's sweet victory

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all

You don't win no silver

You only lose the gold

You push with a fever for your time keeps tolling on

Against all the odds, against all your pain

Your back’s on the wall with no one to blame

Wild hearts won't be tamed

And it's sweet victory

It's ours for the taking, it’s ours for the fight

And it's sweet victory

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all

Take it!

(guitar solo)

And the one's who's last to fall

Sweet victory

It's ours for the taking, it’s ours for the fight

And it's sweet victory

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all

Loop De Loop

Want to learn how to tie your shoe?

It's a very easy thing to do.

Sit on down and I'll give you the scoop.

What's that?

It's called a loop-de-loop!

You take a lace in each hand.

You go over and under again.

You make a loop de loop and pull,

And your shoes are looking cool.

Let's repeat it again,

You go over and back,

Left to right,

Loop de loop

And you pullin' 'em tight!

Like bunny ears

Or a Christmas bow.

Lace 'em up

And you're ready to go!

You make a loop de loop and pull,

And your shoes are looking cool.

[Instrumental solo]

You make a loop de loop and pull,

And your shoes are looking cool.

Texas Song

Wish I was back in Texas,

The oceans no place for a squirrel.

Wish I was in Texas,

Prettiest place in the world, oh no.

I guess that deep in my heart,

I'll always be a Texas Girl.

I wanna go hooommme hooommmmmme hommme oh oh

Yoldle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, a lay-ee.

I wanna wake up in Texas

I miss those wide open skies.

I miss my 20 acres, bar-b-ques,

And pecan pies, oh why?

When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do is cry.

I wanna go ho-oome,

Ho-oome,

I wanna go ho-ome!

The F.U.N. Song

SpongeBob:

What is fun? Lemme spell it for ya.

F is for "friends" who do stuff together

U is for "you" and me,

N is for "any"where and "any"time at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton:

F is for "fire," that burns down the whole town,

U is for "uranium", bombs!

N is for no survivors,

When you—!!

SpongeBob:

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!

F is for "friends" who do stuff to--

Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

SpongeBob:

Here, let me help you!

F is for "friends" who do stuff together

U is for "you" and me, Try it!

Plankton:

N is for "any"where and "any"time at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton: Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all tingly inside...should we stop?

SpongeBob: NO! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well, I like it! LET"S DO IT AGAIN!

SpongeBob: OKAY!!

Both:

F is for "frolic" through all the "flowers"

U is for "ukulele",

N is for "nosepicking", sharing gum, and sand-licking

Here with my best buddy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

Krabs: Arrgh! Mutiny.

SpongeBob Scaredypants

All right you guys and ghouls, are you ready?
Yeah!
Well (goes for a long time), who lives near a graveyard under the sea?
SpongeBob, ScardeyPants!
Absorbant and yellow and scary is he!
SpongeBob, ScardeyPants!
If nautical horrors be something you wish?
SpongeBob, ScardeyPants!
Then drop on the deck, and screech like a fish!
SpongeBob, ScardeyPants!
SpongeBob, ScardeyPants (x4)
SpongeBob ScardeyPants (x4, plays quickly)
SpongeBob! ScardeyPants!

Ripped Pants (song)

When I ripped (tear) my pants...

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it, all sky high.

And now she won't even spare a passing glance,

All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown.

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the sun, or sand in 'your buns!

(shakes)

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, (soon forget)

So listen and you won't regret. (Ohh!)

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance (miss your chance)

And you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped his pants!

Spongebobs Theme Songs

Painty: Are you ready, kids?

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!

Painty: I can't hear you!

Kids: Aye aye, Captain!

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: If nautical nonsense sense be something you wish?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Ready?

Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: SpongeBooooob SquarePaaaaannts! *Pirate laugh*